Do you think my toaster oven is defective. I put plain pita bread in the toaster oven, set it to a medium level toast. I heard DS's bus pull up ( his bus comes right to the door) I went outside to greet him, came back in and was walking to the kitchen and there was a FIRE in the toaster oven, the glass door is charred my pita bread was in flames! The timer hadn't even gone off yet. It's not a little crispy, it's not charred on the edges, it is a black, ashy shell of white used to bread. It's a brand new toaster oven and I'm thinking it's defective. And now I'm hungry damn it, I have nothing to eat my hummus with.
In case you're wondering there really is no point to this post other than I don't trust my new toaster oven and I'm hungry.