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Posted by on Oct. 22, 2013 at 8:59 AM
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 WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN

(AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) 



To those of us who have children in our lives, 
whether they are our own, grandchildren,
 nieces, nephews, 
or students..
 
here is something to make you chuckle.
 
Whenever your children are out of control, 
you can take comfort from the thought that 
even God's omnipotence did not extend 
to His own children. 

After creating heaven and earth, 
God created Adam and Eve. 

And the first thing He said was 

"DON'T
! "
 
"Don't what ?
Adam replied. 

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." 
God said.
"Forbidden fruit? 

We have forbidden fruit?  Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!" 

" No Way ! 
"Yes way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!said God. 

"Why?" 
"Because I am your Father and I said so! " 
God replied, 
wondering why He hadn't stopped 
creation after making the elephants. 
A few minutes later, 
God saw His children having an apple break 
and He was ticked
! 
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? " 
God asked. 
"Uh huh," 
Adam replied.
"Then why did you? " asked the Father. 

"I don't know," said Eve. 
"She started it! " 
Adam said.
 
"Did not
! " 
"Did too
! "


"DID NOT! "

Having had it with the two of them, 
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve 
should have children of their own.
 
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. 
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom  and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children,what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

 THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! 

 1.  You spent the first two years of their life 
 teaching them to walk and talk.  Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 
 2.  Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 
 3.  Mothers of teens now know why some animals  eat their young. 
4.  Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they  usually repeat word for word everything you shouldn't have said. 

 5.  The main purpose of holding children's parties    is to remind yourself that there are children more  awful than your own.

 6.  We childproofed our homes,but they are still getting in.

 Advice for the day: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day!
And finally: 
 If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache,do what it says on the Aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin and keep away from children."
simple smile



Thought for the day :


 Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We are flexible that way.

by on Oct. 22, 2013 at 8:59 AM
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brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Oct. 22, 2013 at 9:10 AM

RADmomma
by on Oct. 22, 2013 at 12:09 PM
1 mom liked this
Lol
brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Oct. 22, 2013 at 12:12 PM
1 mom liked this

Taking a bath with your cat

brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Oct. 23, 2013 at 1:09 AM

BUMP!

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