What is the most embarrassing thing that your child has done?
Stripped nude in the grocery store while I was getting pasta off the shelf. He could be naked in a second if he wanted to. I freaked and threw my coat on him and rushed to the bathroom.
When my oldest son was about 2 years old, he spent the night at my parents and they took him out for breakfast the next morning. They ordered him pancakes and he dug in. When he got tired of eating, he decided to crumble them up with his fingers and then flung the crumbs into the air behind him.
The pancakes hit, and stuck, in the well done hair of the lady sitting behind them. She had NO idea that this had happened, but her husband and my parents were all cracking up.
What's the funniest, or most embarrassing thing your child has ever done?
When my oldest was young, she had trouble pronouncing her "j"s. We went out for breakfast one morning, and she loudly asked if she could have some douche.
used my tampons as rockets while everyone was here for his party!!!
She had just learned where they were and how to say them (privates and duppa). Once in awhile my hubby would come out of the shower and she would say, "OHHHH I see Daddy's privates!" (of course face would turn red). Once in a while (very loudly) she would ask me at work (about customers), "Mommy, I can't see his privates!" Good time to explain why privates are private! She was about 3.
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