At Target just a little while ago, there was this kid, maybe 4 or 5, running around and acting like a holy terror all throughout the store. It didn't seem to matter what aisle I was in, there he'd be, throwing a fit, yelling, pulling stuff off the shelves, etc. I kept wondering where was his mom, and then she'd appear, pull him down, tell him to hush, and move on. Anyway, I didn't think much of it other than maybe she should take him home if he's not able to behave himself in the store, but when we were in the checkout lane, the kid points to me and says, "F**K YOU!" OMG, what?? I looked around, as did the other shoppers, and it was clear he meant me when he ran right up to me, toe to toe, and screamed again, "F**K YOU!" I said to the boy's mom, "Um, you should come get your son." She said, "F**k you! He ain't hurtin' nobody!" So the boy said it again and the manager asked them both to leave. The lady and her kid both turned and gave us all the finger on their way out.
Have you EVER experienced insanity like that?
Some beach, somewhere
There's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair...