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If You give Mom a muffin

Posted by on May. 23, 2007 at 6:00 PM
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I got this by e-mail today and thought "How True!"

If you give a mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
So she'll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her three year old.
So, she'll wipe it up.

Wiping the floor, she'll find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she had to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper

for tonight.

She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook. (101 Things to Make With a Pound

of Hamburger.)
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow.
So she will look for the checkbook.

The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two year old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two year old.
While she is changing the two year old, the phone will ring (Of Course!)
Her five year old will answer it and hang up.

She remembers that she wants to phone a friend to come over for coffee

on Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are, If she has a cup of coffee
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

                                          

by on May. 23, 2007 at 6:00 PM
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my3littleboys
by Silver Member on May. 23, 2007 at 6:18 PM
Thats cute---thanks for the smile!!!!!
fourhearts
by on May. 23, 2007 at 11:04 PM
That is so cute and true, sounds like something that would happen in my household!!
theygrowsofast
by on May. 23, 2007 at 11:09 PM
That is soooo true!  Thank you for the laugh, I needed it tonight!  I think I'll copy it for myspace, if you don't mind?
alexusmom
by on May. 23, 2007 at 11:14 PM
That cute and true.
momof2grls0304
by on May. 23, 2007 at 11:16 PM

SO VERY CUTE, AND YET SO TRUE!!! THANKS FOR THE SMILE TONIGHT!

holli607
by on May. 24, 2007 at 4:51 PM
i thought this was cute the first time i read it.  why did my first comment get deleted off.  i just simply pointed out the fact that the coffee was spilled.  why be rude and take it off.  is everyone really THAT sensitive?
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