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We all need to laugh and be silly every once in awhile, so here goes.  Just folllow the instructions ~ remember, kids laugh an average of 146 times a day (and look how stress~free they are!).
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster

q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l =  tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

by on Jun. 4, 2007 at 10:43 PM
Replies (241-247):
PeanutBoogie
by on Jun. 10, 2007 at 11:13 AM
LOL!  I'm Dorfus Pottyshorts
cen_ada
by on Jun. 10, 2007 at 11:14 AM
sloopy burger butt lol.
roswife914
by on Jun. 10, 2007 at 11:17 AM
LOL! ILOVE CPT UNDERPANTS.
IM A BOOBIE GIZZARD HUMP. HAD TO POST ONMY SPACE HADNT PLAYED THAT INYEARS  SINCE MY OLDER KIDS WERE INTO CPT UNDERPANTS. THANKS 4 GOOD MILK THRU THE NOSE LAUGH


nicole66447
by on Jun. 10, 2007 at 11:19 AM
im a crusty chicken frack. thats not that funny but ill take it
jenb921
by on Jun. 10, 2007 at 11:20 AM
I am Sloopy ChickenDoodle
bearfan
by on Jun. 19, 2007 at 11:23 PM
yeah!  The original is still here!!
butterfli4201
by on Jun. 19, 2007 at 11:26 PM
i am snickle farkletush or if i use my married last name, i have yet to legally change it lol, i would be snickle farklefrack.  lol thanks for the post i needed a laugh tonight.
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