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hahaha this is too funny!

Posted by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 1:59 PM
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She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water .

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned .

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even pai d to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked!!!

People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place ..

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going .
He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back .

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but on ly if she were to sign the papers that very day .
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........

And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 1:59 PM
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i_love_my_bubba
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:02 PM
Oh I LOVE THAT!!!!

sfox1
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:04 PM
Oh my god tis funny..Im laughing so hard..I need it..

To realize that one do not understand is a virtue; Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect. The reason why The sage has no defect, Is because he treats defects as defects. Thus, He has no defects.
chell29
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:05 PM
Thats great!!!
Ewalani
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:07 PM
That is awesome!!!  Things really worked out for her and I love that.  What cracks me up is they even took the curtain rods!  HA!  She's a genius.
TJones32
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:10 PM
That was GREAT!!

Hugs,
Tracee

BethJordan
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:10 PM
omg that is so funny!! I love it
madareamama
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:11 PM
I've seen that before but it's great every time!
FLAngel981
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:12 PM
That was great!

~*~Joanne~*~

 

hottabascomama
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:12 PM
and think about it she didnt even have to pay to have the house clean! like the carpets but got new carpet! i love that women!
theygrowsofast
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:13 PM
That is PRICELESS!! 
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