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Bubba the Mortician- A little twisted, but funny nonetheless

Posted by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:51 PM
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Subject: Bubba The Mortician

A man who just died is delivered to a Kentucky mortuary wearing an expensive,
expertly tailored black suit. Bubba the mortician asks the deceased's wife how
she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very
good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in
blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives Bubba a blank check and
says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit
for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight she finds her
husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit
fits him perfectly. She says to Bubba, "Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
 

To her astonishment, Bubba presents her with the blank check. "Dere's no
charge," he says.

"No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she
says.

 

"Honestly, ma'am," Bubba says, "it didn't cost me a ting. You see, a deceased
gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left
yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if
she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said
it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

"So, I just switched the heads"
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:51 PM
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ellasmommyPA
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 2:52 PM
LOL - I JUST got this as an email! Hilarious!
123amber
by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 3:08 PM

LOL, wicked

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