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The Mommy Test--LOL Funny!

Posted by on Jul. 29, 2007 at 5:44 PM
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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up 
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 

"Why?" my daughter asked. 
 
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, 
it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
 
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Mommy,  how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." 
 
I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy 
Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." 
 
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. 
 
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test
you have to be the daddy."  "Exactly" I replied back with a big
smile on my face. 
 
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.

Blessed be.
by on Jul. 29, 2007 at 5:44 PM
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theladydragon7
by on Jul. 29, 2007 at 6:25 PM

That is priceless!

"He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself; and if you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
chelli509
by on Jul. 29, 2007 at 6:27 PM
Oh, how right she is!!  lol  Out of the mouths of babes, huh?


I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
ebgs123198
by on Jul. 29, 2007 at 6:30 PM

This is sooooo true!  Thanks I needed that.

NYCmommy27
by on Jul. 29, 2007 at 6:31 PM
Hahaha!
Priceless!!!
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my son when he was 3.

"I want to be a Mommy when I grow up."
Okay...um...how to I explain to my son that's not possible?? "Sweetie, little boys can't be Mommies. They get to be Daddies."
"I don't want to be a Daddy. I want to be a Mommy."
"Why do you want to be a Mommy so bad."
"Becuase Daddy listens to you or you'll put him in time out."

But even that is not as funny as your story. Hahahahaha! Still laughing!

Mommy of my own litte Irish Mob!

Jack Lachlan~March 11, 1990
Logan Kennedy~March 11, 1990
Olivia Skylar~ July 28, 1991
Fallon Kane~September 11, 1992
Brody Quinn~December 1, 1993


violink
by on Jul. 29, 2007 at 6:40 PM


That was too funny!
1plustwinsis3
by on Jul. 29, 2007 at 7:03 PM
That was great!
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