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Summer Classes FOR MEN!!!! ( Only read this if you want the best laugh of your entire day!!!!)

Posted by on Jul. 31, 2007 at 9:46 AM
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Good Friend of mine emailed me this and I just had to share!!!!  Enjoy!!!!


Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, May 21, 2008!

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM!!


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.  

 

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.  

 

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.  

 

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.  

 

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?  Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
  

 

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM  

 

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.  

 

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes
.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.  

 

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.  

 

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.  

 

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined  

 

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .  

 

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.  Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
  

 

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.  

 

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

by on Jul. 31, 2007 at 9:46 AM
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Jackie06
by on Jul. 31, 2007 at 10:12 AM
I have a couple of people that need all those courses,LOL.
cokicola
by on Jul. 31, 2007 at 10:28 AM
That was hilarious!!!

Vicky 
"Mommy to an Angel baby, lost at 12w (March '06).  Pregnant again and praying for a perfectly healthy baby!!"


cocoqueen31
by on Jul. 31, 2007 at 11:11 AM
Im glad you guys enjoyed this, I was having coffee wayyyy to early this morning and got this in an email and just couldnt resist posting it!!!!

Have a great day!!!!
missmommy615
by on Jul. 31, 2007 at 11:15 AM
I guess I am a lucky woman I have a man who helps out with most of the things on the list...except he hates shopping...lol...
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