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110%...Wth?!

Posted by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 3:20 AM
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What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
respectively . . .

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.
A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's Bull**** and Asskissing that gets the job done.
 
 
 
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by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 3:20 AM
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sene1139
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 3:22 AM

thats funny lollaughing

Jessica219
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 3:23 AM

Ha Ha Ha Ha this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! I love it! I am going to post this on a wall somewhere LOL!

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lisa9094
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 3:36 AM

How true!!!! I am posting this at work. Oh,I better not after working for so long I figured out that a*s kissing is what gets things done.lol

AphroditezApple
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 3:45 AM

LOL, Soooooo true.

iluvmybaby175
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 3:54 AM

hahaha OMG i love it!

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angelbaby9685
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 3:56 AM

lol thats awesome

 

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TalaziaMae
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 3:57 AM

omg, lol, i KNEW it!!


Kat770
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 8:40 AM

You know what I thought of when I read this? lol.   The women who go on Maury for paternity testing.  You know, the women who are "210% sure" or "300% sure" or "4,000% sure" that some guy is their baby's father...  how are you THAT sure??? LOL

skinnyminnie121
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 9:16 AM

Of course lol as*kissing and bulls*it!

Cute

mnmsmom2008
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 9:18 AM


Quoting Kat770:

You know what I thought of when I read this? lol.   The women who go on Maury for paternity testing.  You know, the women who are "210% sure" or "300% sure" or "4,000% sure" that some guy is their baby's father...  how are you THAT sure??? LOL


.... and those ones are usually the ones that run off stage and collapse in a sobbing heap because the men are NOT the fathers lol.

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