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Flat tire =[

Posted by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 5:57 AM
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 Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate 20. So I
> ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car
> and open the trunk.
> I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them
> at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you
> wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and
> private parts to the approaching drivers.
> But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at
> my lifelike men.
> And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is
> tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state
> trooper pulls up behind me.
> He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I
> could tell he was not a happy camper!
> 'What's going on here?'
> 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
> 'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men
> doing here by the road?'
> I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
> 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
>
>
>
>
> AND THEY THINK I'M A Dumb BLONDE!!

 




 




 




 




 

by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 5:57 AM
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AandCsmomBrandy
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 6:31 AM

LMAOlaughing

Kimarlene74
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 6:34 AM

  

I actually didn't see the punchline coming on that one.... cute.





brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Jan. 21, 2009 at 7:45 AM

hahahahaha

 




 




 




 




 

mamafor6
by Ruby Member on Jan. 21, 2009 at 7:46 AM


Quoting Kimarlene74:

  

I actually didn't see the punchline coming on that one.... cute.





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