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lunch with dad

Posted by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 11:07 AM
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Out with dad...



I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).


We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him.




The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and
blue.


My dad kept staring at him.
When the teenager looked toward my dad, he would
see dad staring at him every time .




When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's
the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'



Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style
he did not bat an eye in his reponse.




"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock , was just wondering if you
were my son.
"

by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 11:07 AM
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loralynn
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 11:08 AM

LOL.  Good one!!

Ms.Mommy125
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 11:08 AM

lol!!

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boosmom440
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 11:09 AM

omg that was funny you just made my day i have been feeling down the past few days so thank you

 






"Why I "extended rear-face":
"Beacuse my daughter is NOT a minimum. She deserves more than that. Because I know
that my job is to protect her
. Because I KNOW that FF and 1 year is not a milestone. Because I care enough to be a *little* inconvenienced for her SAFETY. Because I know she is 75% safer RF and will not be internally decapitated, even in a low-speed crash. Because I have seen the crash tests and I'm "mom" enough to know that it is NOT safe. Because I'm willing to have my knees in the dashboard so she can RF behind me and Daddy can drive. And finally because I accept that being a Mom is challenging! It is not "cool" or "fun" to FF. It's deliberately putting your child in danger."

Momof2Stepof3
by Platinum Member on Jan. 21, 2009 at 11:10 AM

ROFLMAO I have heard this before but sooo good

 

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MBargie
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 11:11 AM

Tell your dad is awesome for me!! That is great!


I'm a 22 year old, pro-choice, natural & C-Section Birthing, circumcising, formula-feeding, vaccine giving, disposable diapering, baptizing, co-sleeping, sometimes CIO, spanking when needed, house cleaning, meal making, laundry doing, bath giving, story telling, smoking, occasional drinking, former teen mother & SAHM of 3 kids ages 3 & under and happily married (before any pregnancies) . I think I've covered all the drama topics.

25beengoodtome
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 11:11 AM

 Head Banger excellent! 





CannonMom
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 11:12 AM

Thats fantasic!!

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