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OMG This is so True Lol

Posted by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 1:10 PM
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Men & Women 2

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love  him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 1:10 PM
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izayascott06
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 1:24 PM

lol so true. i love the part about the arguements. if my hubby just shut up it would be fine but instead he has to bring up a whole nother topic. my hubby is very stubborn and until me he ALWAYS had the last word. i think hes getting used to being second how.lol

mommyxina2008
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 2:16 PM

LOL that's cute.

newagemom700
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 2:18 PM

lol...Bump!

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