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Posted by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:12 PM
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THE SPOILED UNDER-30

> CROWD!!!  
>
> If you are 30 or older you will think this
> is hilarious!!!!  
>
> When I was a
> kid, adults used to bore me to tears  
> With their tedious diatribes about how hard
> things were. When they were growing up; what
>
> with walking Twenty-five miles
> to school every morning  
>
> Uphill...  
>
> BOTH ways  
>
> Yadda, yadda, yadda  
>
> And I remember promising myself that
>
> when I grew up,   There was no way in hell
>
> I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that
>
> on my kids about how hard I had it  
> a nd how easy they've got it!  
>
> But now that... I'm over the ripe old age
> of   Thirty, I can't help but look around and
>
> notice the youth of today.  
>
> You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to
> my   Childhood, you live in a damn
> Utopia!  
>
> And I hate to say it but you kids today you  
> don't know how good you've got it!  
>
> I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The
> Internet. If we wanted to know something,
>
> we had to go to the damn library and  
> look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!  
>
> There was no email!! We had to actually write  
> somebody a letter, with a pen!  
>
> ...Then you had to walk all the way across
> the street and put it in the mailbox and it would
>
> take like a week to get there!
>
> There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted
> to   s teal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn
>
> record store and shoplift it yourself!  
>
> Or you had to wait around all day to tape it
> off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the
> beginning and @#*% it all up!  
>
> We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you  
> were on the phone and somebody else called they
> got a busy signal, that's it!  
>
> And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!  
> When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was!
>
> It could be your school,  
> your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug
> dealer, a collections agent, you  
> just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and
> take your chances, mister!  
>
> We didn't have fancy Sony Playstation video
>
> games with high resolution 3-D Graphics!
>
>
>
> We had the Atari 2600 with games
>
> like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. Your
> guy
> was a little square! You   a ctually had to use
> your i magination!! And there were no
>
> multiple levels or   screens ,
>
> it was just one screen   forever !  
>
> And you could never win. The game just kept
> getting   harder and harder and  
> faster and faster until you died! Just like
> LIFE!  
>
> Sure, we had cable television, but back then
> that   was only m-net And there was no on screen menu and
> no remote   control !  
>
> You had to use a
> Little book called a TV Guide to find out what was  
> On! You were screwed when it Came to channel surfing! You
> had to get off  
> your ass and walk over to the TV to change the > Channel and there was no  
> Cartoon Network either! You could only get
> cartoons   on Saturday Morning.
>
>
>
>
> Do you Hear what I'm saying!?!
>
>
>
> We had to wait ALL
> WEEK   for cartoons, you spoiled  
> little rat-bastards!  
>
> And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted
> to heat   something up we had to use the stove ...
>
>
>
> Imagine that!  
>
> If we wanted Popcorn, we had to use
>
> that stupid Jiffy Pop thing  and shake it
>
> over the stove forever like an idiot. 
>
> That's exactly what I'm talking about!
> You kids  today
> have got it too easy. 
> You're spoiled. You
> guys wouldn't have lasted  five
> minutes back in 1980! 
>
> Regards,  the over 30 Crowd 




by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:12 PM
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mommyofbz
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:17 PM

very true thanks for sharing.

mymaddiegrl2
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:18 PM

omgosh I never thought about all that until reading it hahah so true




myboy28
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:18 PM

rolling on floorYep, well said......

Lady Bugs
brandi2781
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:18 PM

I am not 30 or even over 30 yet, but I found this funny as crap and so true!!!

mymaddiegrl2
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:20 PM

the squre head people on atari sooooooooo true giggles oh my. I bet if you asked a kid today about a card cataloge that would look at you like a alien was coming out your butt




bergmom
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:26 PM

rolling on floorLMAO!

 

eseekings
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:26 PM

I'm 27 and that was so funny and so true. Sometimes I miss my atari. lol

Quoting brandi2781:

I am not 30 or even over 30 yet, but I found this funny as crap and so true!!!


mymaddiegrl2
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:28 PM

I loved pong and frogger and burgertime lolol ohh and pitfall




MikeysMom51108
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:30 PM

Every time I read this--I laugh so hard at "spoiled little rat-bastards". I don't know why...

TessyCat
by on Jan. 25, 2009 at 11:31 PM

I know, I'm not 30 yet but I didn't have any of that stuff and being raised in the country it was extremely rare to even see a video game! LOL

Quoting brandi2781:

I am not 30 or even over 30 yet, but I found this funny as crap and so true!!!


 

 

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