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silly poll

Posted by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 3:56 AM
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Poll

Question: If you were on a pirate ship, which would you be?

Options:

captain

first mate

deck hand

pregnant


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Total Votes: 14

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I saw this question somewhere before, in a magazine quiz i think, but I thought it was cute..............

by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 3:56 AM
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MissInvisible
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 3:58 AM

What if I want to be the parrot?

misssy2000
by Ruby Member on Jan. 27, 2009 at 3:59 AM

awl, I dont get it?


msmoody
by Ruby Member on Jan. 27, 2009 at 4:01 AM

I could handle being knocked up on a pirate ship only if Captian Jack was the father..

Jennifer63080
by Platinum Member on Jan. 27, 2009 at 4:01 AM

um, i guess it has to do with your personality..........if you're more of a take charge person, then  you'd prolly be the captain...........and no  you can't be the parrot! lol

MissInvisible
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 4:02 AM

Aww man lol. The parrot is always my favorite!

Quoting Jennifer63080:

um, i guess it has to do with your personality..........if you're more of a take charge person, then  you'd prolly be the captain...........and no  you can't be the parrot! lol


Jennifer63080
by Platinum Member on Jan. 27, 2009 at 4:03 AM


Quoting msmoody:

I could handle being knocked up on a pirate ship only if Captian Jack was the father..

surprised wooooo!   That thought got me a little stirred up! lol

Jennifer63080
by Platinum Member on Jan. 27, 2009 at 4:06 AM

Here ya go:


There was once a magician on a cruise ship who performed mainly sleight of hand tricks. He had a regular spot on the ship's cabaret evening entertainment. He was actually quite a good magician, but his routines were regularly ruined by the onboard parrot who would fly around squawking out and giving away his secrets like:

"IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE, IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE!"or

"IT'S IN HIS POCKET, IT'S IN HIS POCKET!"or

"IT'S IN HIS MOUTH, IT'S IN HIS MOUTH!"


The magician was getting pretty sick of this and threatened to kill the parrot if it ruined his act one more time. That evening right at the climax of his act, just as he was about to disappear in a puff of smoke, the ship hit an iceberg and sank in seconds.

Amazingly, the magician and the parrot were the only two survivors. The magician was lying on a piece of driftwood in a daze. As he opened his eyes he could see the parrot staring at him out of its beady little eye.

The parrot sat there for hours just staring at him and eventually said, "OK, I give up, what did you do with the ship?"

Quoting MissInvisible:

Aww man lol. The parrot is always my favorite!

Quoting Jennifer63080:

um, i guess it has to do with your personality..........if you're more of a take charge person, then you'd prolly be the captain...........and no you can't be the parrot! lol



MissInvisible
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 4:10 AM

lol  that's cute!

Quoting Jennifer63080:

Here ya go:

 

There was once a magician on a cruise ship who performed mainly sleight of hand tricks. He had a regular spot on the ship's cabaret evening entertainment. He was actually quite a good magician, but his routines were regularly ruined by the onboard parrot who would fly around squawking out and giving away his secrets like:

"IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE, IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE!"or

"IT'S IN HIS POCKET, IT'S IN HIS POCKET!"or

"IT'S IN HIS MOUTH, IT'S IN HIS MOUTH!"


The magician was getting pretty sick of this and threatened to kill the parrot if it ruined his act one more time. That evening right at the climax of his act, just as he was about to disappear in a puff of smoke, the ship hit an iceberg and sank in seconds.

Amazingly, the magician and the parrot were the only two survivors. The magician was lying on a piece of driftwood in a daze. As he opened his eyes he could see the parrot staring at him out of its beady little eye.

The parrot sat there for hours just staring at him and eventually said, "OK, I give up, what did you do with the ship?"



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