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A craigslist posting .....lol

Posted by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:20 PM
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A craigslist posting someone found and linked.

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah )
Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [?]Date:2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly afte r you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message.
I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of y our buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones.
 Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.
So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.
If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!
- Alex
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:20 PM
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JaydensMommy3
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:21 PM

wow! haha that is hilarious! karma karma karma 

toddler boyKatie,Justin, & lil Jaydenttc

themacs4
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:22 PM

LMAO!!!

greenie63
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:22 PM

i had a friend email this to me a week ago, i thought it was hysterical!

luv_my_xiya
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:22 PM

 lmao



 

MissiHampt
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:23 PM

I wonder if this is for real?

please forgive me that my responses are slow and my punctuation is lousy.  i'm recovering from surgery and can only type with one finger....but i'm a true cafemom addict and just can't stay away!



 

amber_1024
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:24 PM

That's hilarious!

mommacrystal_80
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:24 PM

rolling on floor



bearandtreemom
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:24 PM

so funny! I love it!

Ms.Mommy125
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:24 PM

 lol that's awesome!!

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mom-x-2
by on Jan. 27, 2009 at 5:25 PM

lmao!!!

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