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The Pastor's @ss (Lets start the Friday funnies!!)

Posted by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 3:31 AM
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The Pastor's Ass


The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.


The local paper read:

PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.



The next day, the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES

PASTOR'S
ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.


The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.


The next day the paper read:

NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.


This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.



The next day the headlines read:


NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your
life.


So be yourself and enjoy life..


Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!

Have
a nice day

 




 




 




 




 

by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 3:31 AM
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littlelady1
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 3:35 AM

LMFAO

vivian mom to gracie and johnny

angel_eyez
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 3:37 AM

lmao

I love cafemom because I can come on here anytime I want and interact with people from all over the world about any thing that my heart can possibly desire....you rock

brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Feb. 13, 2009 at 3:38 AM

llmom1921
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 3:39 AM

LOL !!!  Our church was doing a "live nativity " play for Christmas........    They went around to local farms to ask if anyone wanted to "lend their donkey out" for the weekend.  The only response they got was from a farmer that was looking to adopt his donkey out....(He couldn't afford to take care of it anymore).......  

So, at the the beginning of the sermon a month before the play, our pastor announced that they were looking for someone to adopt an "ass"  !!!  (And then he made a joke about ...."no we are not talking about my son in law!!"   )  LOL!!!!    I love our pastor!!!!

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mmtosam06
by Platinum Member on Feb. 13, 2009 at 4:13 AM

OMG LOL thats funny & wrong

Quoting llmom1921:

LOL !!!  Our church was doing a "live nativity " play for Christmas........    They went around to local farms to ask if anyone wanted to "lend their donkey out" for the weekend.  The only response they got was from a farmer that was looking to adopt his donkey out....(He couldn't afford to take care of it anymore).......  

So, at the the beginning of the sermon a month before the play, our pastor announced that they were looking for someone to adopt an "ass"  !!!  (And then he made a joke about ...."no we are not talking about my son in law!!"   )  LOL!!!!    I love our pastor!!!!


DOVE5397
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 4:32 AM

AMEN!

I AM NOT YELLING MY FRIENDS, I AM ONE THAT PREFERS TO USE CAPS.
DOVE

MOMS OF GROWN CHILDREN

You can always find this group with the following URL:
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brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Feb. 13, 2009 at 5:36 PM

bump bumpity bump

 




 




 




 




 

brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Feb. 13, 2009 at 5:44 PM

brandyblx
by Platinum Member on Feb. 13, 2009 at 5:46 PM

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