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Ladies, Do you need a laugh cause I do.

Posted by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 12:37 PM
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Hey It's Friday and I would like to laugh. post jokes, funny pics you name it, as long as it's funny!!!!

by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 12:37 PM
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llrey74
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 12:38 PM

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down… and that’s when you realize… you have been listening to your ipod.

Ms.Mommy125
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 12:39 PM

rolling on floorthat's something I would do!

Quoting llrey74:

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down… and that’s when you realize… you have been listening to your ipod.


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kaylasmom9
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 12:40 PM

Thanks, I needed that!laughing

Ms.Mommy125
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 12:41 PM

 

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BaByNoAhsMoMma
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 12:54 PM

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.


Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'isn’t that obvious?')


You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.’


Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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