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swearing At work

Posted by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 10:24 PM
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SWEARING AT WORK

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to the owner's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received
from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language
will  no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical
importance of  being able to accurately express your feelings when
communicating with  co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and
Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper
exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.


                                1) TRY SAYING:
                     I think you could use more training.

                                INSTEAD OF:
                  You don't know what the f___ you're doing.


                                2) TRY SAYING:
                        She's an aggressive go-getter.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                         She's a ball-busting b__ch.


                                3) TRY SAYING:
                           Perhaps I can work late.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?


                                4) TRY SAYING:
                        I'm certain that isn't feasible.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                               No f______ way.


                                5) TRY SAYING:
                                   Really?

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                         You've got to be sh__ing me!


                                6) TRY SAYING:
                       Perhaps you should check with...

                                INSTEAD OF:
                        Tell someone who gives a sh__.


                              7) TRY SAYING:
                      I wasn't involved in the project.

                                INSTEAD OF:
                         It's not my f______ problem.


                               8) TRY SAYING:
                             That's interesting.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                                What the f___?


                                9) TRY SAYING:
                    I'm not sure this can be implemented.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                            This sh__ won't work.


                               10) TRY SAYING:
                          I'll try to schedule that.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                  Why the h___ didn't you tell me sooner?


                               11) TRY SAYING:
                      He's not familiar with the issues.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                        He's got his head up his a__.


                               12) TRY SAYING:
                               Excuse me, sir?

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                              Eat sh__ and die.


                               13) TRY SAYING:
                        So you weren't happy with it?

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                                 Kiss my a__.


                               14) TRY SAYING:
                     I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                           F___ it, I'm on salary.


                               15) TRY SAYING:
                        I don't think you understand.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                            Shove it up your a__.


                               16) TRY SAYING:
                             I love a challenge.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                               This job sucks.

                               17) TRY SAYING:
                      You want me to take care of that?

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                     Who the h___ died and made you boss?


                              18 ) TRY SAYING:
                          He's somewhat insensitive.

                                 INSTEAD OF:
                                He's a pr_ck.

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by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 10:24 PM
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thisloveofmine
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 10:26 PM

LOL


MOM22QTS
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 10:26 PM

 thats very funny.

sweetness4u2day
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 10:28 PM

LOL that was cute.  I'll have to post that on the fridge and practice cuz I'm definitely the "instead of".


mmmbear2k
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 10:28 PM

I need to tape this to my monitor at work lol.

elvir2babes
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 10:29 PM

bump


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nurbabe82
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 10:29 PM

I need to post that where I work...lol

4points
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 10:30 PM

i thought you ladies would like it.  i know i did.  But i can say  i am a SAHM so that means i can say wtf i want to. 

4points
by on Feb. 13, 2009 at 10:35 PM


Quoting elvir2babes:

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