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I went to a small drug store in my area, and bought Midol, a box of tampons, and a pack of toilet paper. I go to check out, and there was only one cash register open. And I swear... this 18 year old boy was trying not to laugh as he was running my items through the machine. I couldn't help but to be a little embarrassed!! LOL!!!!
So.... What is the most outrageous items that you have bought at one time, that would make a teenaged store employe blush?? LOL!!!
I don't like buying tampons eighter. Condoms when its an old woman or man, although I haven't had to buy those lately.
A few months back I bought an ovulation tracker, pregnancy tests, and 2 thongs along with my groceries. After scanning the 1st items, the first part of the groceries he grabbed was the whipped cream and the bananas - we both about died laughing!!


I remember buying a pregnancy test at rite aid and as I walk upto the the register I see my friend is the damn cashier! you've never seen me leave a store so fast lmao. yeah mom didn't even know i was sexually active lol.
but now nah I don't care I buy anything lol.
nope. i dont care what anyone thinks

i am a tampon wearing drankin beer on my lunch break leaving condoms in my hall closet cuz i dont want no grandbabies booty call using use my child support to get my nails done havin giving daps when my kids kick ass doin dont give a mother f*&K how YOU raise your kids baby daddy from hell wouldnt give two squirts of piss for a dude pro choice bad word sayin kinda mama!@


I used to care but not anymore. Sometimes I even search out the 18 year old male cashiers when I buy tampons and such just to see their reaction. Yep, I lead a dull and boring life if this is my amusement.
I don't really get embarrassed. I did buy some undies once and the guy at the counter was fumbling them and turned kinda red. They were little lacy things, who knows what he was thinking or why he got so jittery LOL.
cant beleave im going to share this lol... but here goes!
since my son has been born, I have really really heavy periods he's 3 now btw, so this was nothing new to me...... My mother in law had told me that, she read in a magizine that perp-h helps with under eye darkness.. I was like really she said yeah, that her sister told her it really did work, I thought that was pretty neat... Well I was heading out to get something to eat with my husband and son, and my mother in law asked me to stop by our local rite-aide and pick her some hair color. She only buys it there, she says its the best haha, I dont know, well, I had some really bad cramps and I knew it was time for my period. So while I was in riteaide I went over and picked up some pads/tamponds midol and I was going to get my mother in law her hair color and see the prep-h, and I picked up 2 tubs, one for her and one for me.. Well I like to use the over night pads for night time... So I picked up a thing of baby wipes grabbed the hair color and headed the checkout, well my hands are pretty full and Right as I get to the counter I noticed there is only one lane a young handsome guy working the check out, I was soo embarresed, to make matters worse I was soo embarresed that i typed my pen to my debit card in wrong 3 times and on the last time he had to get each item out of the bags and re ring them up, My face was glowing red and I swear once I walked out the door I heard him die laughing I reached the car and my husband was like, whats all of that, and are you ok I had to tell him and he thought it was sooo funny, he still teases me about it to this day and this was back in the summer lol...

LOL!
Quoting AMarineLovesMe:A few months back I bought an ovulation tracker, pregnancy tests, and 2 thongs along with my groceries. After scanning the 1st items, the first part of the groceries he grabbed was the whipped cream and the bananas - we both about died laughing!!
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