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Headlines from the year 2029

Posted by on May. 24, 2009 at 12:05 AM
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This was forwarded to me in an email.  This is a joke!!!!  It is for fun!!!  If you don't like it, move on!!! 

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world,

Mexifornia White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years for radioactivity to decrease to safe levels

France pleads for global help after being invaded by Jamaica . No other countries come forward to help

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking

George Z Bush says he will run for President in 2036

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba

Free abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though regular gas is selling for 4532 pesos per liter and filling stations are open only on Tuesdays and Fridays

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative

Supreme Court rules punishment of convicted criminals violates their civil rights

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines

by on May. 24, 2009 at 12:05 AM
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peytonsmommy44
by on May. 24, 2009 at 12:08 AM

LOL

pinklilly_77
by on May. 24, 2009 at 12:11 AM
junebug624
by on May. 24, 2009 at 12:15 AM

mexifornia? floruba?  tooo funny 

I'm a vaccinating, circumsizing, disposable diaper using, breastfeeding switched to formula, cry it out sometimes, pushed 1hr before a c-section (and don't regret it), college attending, loving my soldier, loving my son, can't wait to have another baby, trust your own judgement, kind of mom.

adamjackie
by on May. 24, 2009 at 12:19 AM

lmfao


katzero
by on May. 24, 2009 at 12:22 AM

rolling on floor Sad thing is, this probably isn't too far off.

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AJSMOMMY0508
by on May. 24, 2009 at 12:24 AM

LMAO I can just see it now lol.  God I hope things don't go that far.  I don't think I would be able to contain myself!


I'm a single, vaxing, non co-sleeping, non-CIO, ERF, EH, formula feeding, self weaning, whatever works kind of mom.  I have my opinions and I defend them.  Don't like it too bad, I change for no one, that includes you.


 


 

gilbertgrl627
by on May. 24, 2009 at 12:25 AM

My favorite is the one about France. lol.

MommySteph06
by Platinum Member on May. 24, 2009 at 12:29 AM

I know I sound really stupid, but that's the only one I didn't get. The others were great though. LOL

Quoting gilbertgrl627:

My favorite is the one about France. lol.



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