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Get Ruff Tuff and Freaking Buff for only $1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by on Jun. 9, 2009 at 5:46 PM
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Oh the ad's you find on Craigslist....


Get into MMA fight academy! Don't learn the respect, spiritual, sportsmanship or disciplinary things they may teach you. Take some roids for quicker muscle building results, stamina and a shorter fuse, chicks love that. Spend more time lifting weights, taking supplements and tanning in the beautiful California sun instead of training @ your MMA fight academy. Don't forget the black leather/vinyle cap! I don't know where to buy those these days, but they look bad ass! I saw a guy wearing one and it looked mean as hell. Buy some mma fight shorts and walk around without a shirt(wifebeaters are acceptable). Start a Facebook account if you dont have one already and post one of you flexing hard! Make it count! Again...Don't forget the black vinyle leather cap before you take the picture, it will emphasize and bring out the "meathead" or "jock" mentallity which most find initimidating.
Add some good words to your vocabulary like; Meatstack, toolbag, blueballz and combo them with some profanity you might already know to strengthen your image and presentation. If you have the money, time or hook-up w/ a homie? Get blasted with ink! Whiteboy tribal, Celtic, traditional Japanese you know? Koi fish, Kanji characters, water, smoke and dragons. The same ole full color stuff your fellow gym member w/ cutoff sleeves is trying to show off. Don't go getting something original in the most painful area of your body, leave that to real tuff guys, besides-it really hurts. Cause remember, if your aiming for being a 265lb mountain of muscle...use that as your intimidating factor. If your that yoked already, don't worry.
Average people don't know this, but big muscles and strength don't mean anything. Just stick to your main focus: weights, flash tattoo, always stay tanned, talk smack, act like a short fuse or if you are one, make sure your MMA fight camp doesn't know your temper flare ups outside the training academy, makes for a bad reputation for the sport and your fight camp. Take your ego everywhere! Don't check it at the door nor outside the door. Smack random people on the back of the head while your walking in the store, club or the beach.
1. MMA ACADEMY
2.FIGHT SHORTS
3.BLACK LEATHER BASEBALL CAP
4.BEEF UP VOCABULARY
5.PICK AND PRICK/FLASH TATTOO/JAPANESE THEMED/YOUR INITIALS OR NICKNAME
6.PUMP IRON/LIFT WEIGHTS LIKE A MADMAN
7.EGO, TEMPER FLARE UPS
8.FORGET ABOUT DISCIPLINE
9.TEMPER
10.EGO
11.SMACK RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD(don't run away if they fight back, follow protocol #4, #7, #8, #9, #4 again- and then repeat #11-try ducking & punching the front of their face. At this point they most likely will be facing you and attempting to crater your face)
GOOD LUCK CHUMPS! SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS, MAKES FOR GOOD DRINKING STORIES LATER.


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