Do you grunt when you............................

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  • cmb121906
  on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:02 PM

• I don't poop!!

  

  
  

   

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  • blsdbyangel07
  on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:04 PM

• Lmfao interesting post..  I have IBS so I never have to worry about becoming constipated as everytime I eat I have to run to the bathroom.  My life sucks..

  However before my problems started I used to get that way all the time.  And sometimes I would push so hard that I could feel the blood rushing to my head from hanging my head down and like I was going to explode.  Not to mention my face would look blushed and then after all that pushing all you get is rat balls?  Lmfao not fun.. 

  

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  • Ann7227
  on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:04 PM

• WTH ??? Are u serious !!! lol
  

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  • Hybrid
  on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:04 PM

• No, but when I am really constipated and  anal sex  isn't helping, I sit on the toilet and my husband grabs my arms and sticks his foot into my stomach and pushes really hard. That always loosens me up.

  Oh, and NO I never groan. I mean really I am a lady, and that just isn't proper.
  

  

  
  

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  • Am17
  on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:05 PM

• why yes.yes i do LOL
  

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  • LEJOLIE
  on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:05 PM

• thiS IS a sad day mama.YOu have hit rock bottom !  lmao ! 

  

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  • retsillacam
  on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:06 PM

• grunt, scream, bear down, yup LMAo.
  

  
  

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  • luv2wahm
  on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:06 PM

• LOL.....seriously warn people when you post these questions...do you know how many times I've spit water, coffee etc. at my monitor...

  and the answer to your question...really I've never been constipated...lucky me I know....the only time doing my business has been an issue was right after having my babies *the episiotomy(sp) stitches hurt....and when I had a stent in my urethra after having kidney stones removed.
  

  
  

  Who I am as a mom can not be expressed in a paragraph. It is expressed by who my children will become.
  

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  • mamabeth4180
  on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:06 PM

• Bahahhahahahah! i swear i haven't laughed this hard in FORever!!!!
  

  Quoting Hybrid:
  
  

  No, but when I am really constipated and  anal sex  isn't helping, I sit on the toilet and my husband grabs my arms and sticks his foot into my stomach and pushes really hard. That always loosens me up.

  Oh, and NO I never groan. I mean really I am a lady, and that just isn't proper.
  

  
  

  

  
  

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  • maciymommieof3
  on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:06 PM

• "and you call yourself a lady"    LOL!
  

  Quoting Hybrid:
  
  

  No, but when I am really constipated and  anal sex  isn't helping, I sit on the toilet and my husband grabs my arms and sticks his foot into my stomach and pushes really hard. That always loosens me up.

  Oh, and NO I never groan. I mean really I am a lady, and that just isn't proper.
  

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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