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Do you grunt when you............................
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on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:01 PM
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We you are constipated and you have to push...do you grunt?
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When your constipated and your trying to do your business,,,do you sometimes feel like your "bearing down", chin to chest..just like pushing out a baby?
(but only a pebble comes out) LOL
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- by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:06 PM
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LMAO! Well i couldn't poo after i had my c-section, so they gave me meds finally i was able to go and omg! I wanted to scream lol. I didn't want to push because i thought i'd pop a staple lol.
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- by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:07 PM
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Quoting Hybrid:
No, but when I am really constipated and anal sex isn't helping, I sit on the toilet and my husband grabs my arms and sticks his foot into my stomach and pushes really hard. That always loosens me up.
Oh, and NO I never groan. I mean really I am a lady, and that just isn't proper.
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- by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:08 PM
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LMFAO... Wow... I didn't read the replies, but why not be honest... ? Yes.Yes. and Yes. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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- by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:08 PM
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LMAO!! I laughed so hard now I have hiccups
Quoting Hybrid:
No, but when I am really constipated and anal sex isn't helping, I sit on the toilet and my husband grabs my arms and sticks his foot into my stomach and pushes really hard. That always loosens me up.
Oh, and NO I never groan. I mean really I am a lady, and that just isn't proper.
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- by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:09 PM
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I am very much a lady! You couldn't tell?
Quoting maciymommieof3:
"and you call yourself a lady" LOL!Quoting Hybrid:
No, but when I am really constipated and anal sex isn't helping, I sit on the toilet and my husband grabs my arms and sticks his foot into my stomach and pushes really hard. That always loosens me up.
Oh, and NO I never groan. I mean really I am a lady, and that just isn't proper.
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- by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:10 PM
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Sheeeeyat. When I poo lately I want to take a feckin picture. I'm terain myself a new one on a daily basis. I shart blood after. I could do but secks with a beer can these days. I think I'm dying when I poo.
I dunno what the deal is, other than perhaps severe dehydration from co-sleeping/breastfeeding, and waking up ready to drink the atlantic. I dream of drinking gallons of water when I sleep I'm so dehydrated. I dream of swallowing and swallowing and swallowing I'm so thirsty in my sleep. I dream of being so thirsty I can't get the water in fast enough.
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- by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:12 PM
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I never thought that if I was to WIDEN MY POOP SHUTE...IT WOULD SLIDE RIGHT OUT! well....now you got me thinking??????
Quoting Hybrid:
I am very much a lady! You couldn't tell?
Quoting maciymommieof3:
"and you call yourself a lady" LOL!Quoting Hybrid:
No, but when I am really constipated and anal sex isn't helping, I sit on the toilet and my husband grabs my arms and sticks his foot into my stomach and pushes really hard. That always loosens me up.
Oh, and NO I never groan. I mean really I am a lady, and that just isn't proper.
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- by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:15 PM
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Thanks for the puke warning .. as I WAS eating ice cream!! Ugh. If imma read about shit I'd like a warning!!!!!
I will come back and answer later ... right now I wanna read about rainbows, butterflies and bunnies =)
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- by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:18 PM
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OMG that's great.
Quoting Hybrid:
No, but when I am really constipated and anal sex isn't helping, I sit on the toilet and my husband grabs my arms and sticks his foot into my stomach and pushes really hard. That always loosens me up.
Oh, and NO I never groan. I mean really I am a lady, and that just isn't proper.
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