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Do you grunt when you............................

maciymommieof3

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on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:01 PM

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We you are constipated and you have to push...do you grunt?

and

When your constipated and your trying to do your business,,,do you sometimes feel like your "bearing down", chin to chest..just like pushing out a baby?

(but only a pebble comes out) LOL

 





 




 




 




Written by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:01 PM

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  • Codysmom22908
  • by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:29 PM
  • Too funny too funny, not a good thing to read about high as a kite!!! I hurt from laughing so hard! Thanks!

     

    Take some fiber, that is what I have to do every night and then by morning I can go....with no grunting!! LOL!

    smile

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  • maciymommieof3
  • by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:29 PM
  • Yo...don't that taste like poo?

    Quoting blsdbyangel07:


    Quoting Ann7227:

    Drink prune juice it works wonders !!!



     





     




     




     




  • maciymommieof3
  • by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:30 PM
  • Just make sure when you get the munchies...lay off the CHEESE!laughing

    Quoting Codysmom22908:

    Too funny too funny, not a good thing to read about high as a kite!!! I hurt from laughing so hard! Thanks!

     

    Take some fiber, that is what I have to do every night and then by morning I can go....with no grunting!! LOL!

    smile


     





     




     




     




  • maciymommieof3
  • by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:31 PM
  • WHAT ABOUT APPLE JUICE? THAT IS WHAT MY PED TOLD ME TO GIVE MY BABY WHEN SHE WAS ALL BLOCKED UP..

     





     




     




     




  • Vantrice
  • by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:32 PM
  • Oh my.... you ladies are being pretty candid tonight.  As I'm eating my cereal...

    Oh, and the one about the anal sex and the hubby pushing on your stomach..... were you serious?????  I don't even let my husband in the bathroom when I go!!  And he definately doesn't get it up the booty.  He tries, bless his heart.

  • Ann7227
  • by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:34 PM
  • It should or applesauce. But prune juice will work better. lol

    Quoting maciymommieof3:

    WHAT ABOUT APPLE JUICE? THAT IS WHAT MY PED TOLD ME TO GIVE MY BABY WHEN SHE WAS ALL BLOCKED UP..


  • MyStErIoUsWiFe
  • by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:35 PM
  • LMAO I don't grunt, but my toes curl up and my lips pierce together. Sometimes my eyes even water I am pushing so hard. lmao

  • itzjustbabyfat
  • by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:36 PM
  • I... can't.... stop.... LAUGHING!
  • MandyOs
  • by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:36 PM
  • laughing

    You always have the fun posts!!

    By the way, I don't make noises, just faces. LOL!

  • blsdbyangel07
  • by on Jul. 2, 2009 at 9:39 PM
  • Hell if it releases the pain and discomfort it's worth it..  I'll tell you what's nasty that people use to cleanse themselves as well as if you ever have to have a colonscopy you have to drink that critrus stuff that's lemon flavored in a glass clear bottle.  Lmfao I had a colonscopy done last year and the smell alone made me thow up..  Ugh so hell yeh i'd drink prune juice over that..  Now my cousin whenever she gets constipated she drinks it down like nothing and within 20-30 minutes she's getting relief..  so whatever it takes!  :P

    Quoting maciymommieof3:

    Yo...don't that taste like poo?

    Quoting blsdbyangel07:


    Quoting Ann7227:

    Drink prune juice it works wonders !!!


     


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