Spinoff 30 reasons to feed your kids dairy

[Korkor]

OK, before I get started this is a spoof.. in otherwords a joke playing off of something else... NOT SERIOUS.. Now that we have that settled lets get down to business

You should feed your kids dairy because

1. Oreos would get lonely without it!

2. people who drink milk get cool mustaches!!!

3. It does a body good!

4. The celebrities drink milk!

5. I said so

6. Less expensive than soy milk

7. People who eat dairy make better lists

8. people who eat dairy are better able to outrun the cops

9. PIZZA!!!!

10.  After 15 the kids tend to not take to well to the breast

11. Ice Cream

12. milk drinkers are better jump ropers

13. Milk drinkers have less heart burn

14. Milk drinkers are more musically inclined

15. milk drinkers find more nostril candy

16. because the doctor said so

17. because cake isn't the same without LOTS of frosting

18.  Because milk drinkers don't get abducted by aliens

19. Because dairy tastes good

20 because of MILK chocolate

21 because millions of calves CAN'T be wrong

22. because it's good for your skin

23. because a glass of warm milk puts them right to sleep

24. because milk drinkers are better bowlers

25. because it is natural

26. because they can do some WONDERFUL things with ice cream

27. Because my daughter is playing the drums on the paint can and singing "I'm in a better world" (she writes her own music) 

28.  Because cheese goes good with crackers

29 nachoes and CHEESE!!!

30.  Because if a cow isn't giving milk then it could be killed for beef.. Drink milk, save a cow..

[tangleballlover]

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I love you <3 

[rachana]

LOL!

[Korkor]

Thanks, I was going to add more but my attention span wasn't that long.. LOL

Quoting tangleballlover:

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[frndlyfn]

some very valid points.  Now i know why i played 2 instruments growing up and when i stopped drinking milk i started having severe heart burn (lost weight due to it).   LOL

[luvmyparties]

Milk drinkers save cows from mastitis! No sore udders is our mission!

 

 

[tangleballlover]

I play a TON of instruments, and my hubby is pretty musically inclined too :)

 

Also wanted to add...milk chocolate helps with short-term memory :)))) And the last month of my pregnancy I drank a gallon of whole milk a day and it didn't affect me at all. I LOVE me some whole milk. It's sooooooo good.

Quoting frndlyfn:

some very valid points.  Now i know why i played 2 instruments growing up and when i stopped drinking milk i started having severe heart burn (lost weight due to it).   LOL

[Korkor]

see, that explains why my 3 yr old makes such great songs..

Quoting tangleballlover:

I play a TON of instruments, and my hubby is pretty musically inclined too :)

 

Also wanted to add...milk chocolate helps with short-term memory :)))) And the last month of my pregnancy I drank a gallon of whole milk a day and it didn't affect me at all. I LOVE me some whole milk. It's sooooooo good.

 

Quoting frndlyfn:

some very valid points.  Now i know why i played 2 instruments growing up and when i stopped drinking milk i started having severe heart burn (lost weight due to it).   LOL

[Lauriemom]

 LOL!!

Although I must say, after having mastitis while nursing my oldest,. I NEVER want to ever think about that word ever again

To the OP, fantastic post!! I especially like #10!!

Quoting luvmyparties:

Milk drinkers save cows from mastitis! No sore utters is our mission!

[luvmyparties]

Milk drinkers are cooler.

Because everyone should know the feeling of snorting milk out your nose from laughter at least once.

Because cereal with water tastes like shit.

[tangleballlover]

Quoting Korkor:

see, that explains why my 3 yr old makes such great songs..

Quoting tangleballlover:

I play a TON of instruments, and my hubby is pretty musically inclined too :)

 

Also wanted to add...milk chocolate helps with short-term memory :)))) And the last month of my pregnancy I drank a gallon of whole milk a day and it didn't affect me at all. I LOVE me some whole milk. It's sooooooo good.

 

Quoting frndlyfn:

some very valid points.  Now i know why i played 2 instruments growing up and when i stopped drinking milk i started having severe heart burn (lost weight due to it).   LOL

 

LOL! Cheese is good for the teeth. It reduces plaque :) I honestly would NEVER give up my milk, dairy or any kinds of meat. I am an omnivore..and I'm staying that way.