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Spinoff 30 reasons to feed your kids dairy
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on Jul. 4, 2009 at 11:43 PM
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OK, before I get started this is a spoof.. in otherwords a joke playing off of something else... NOT SERIOUS.. Now that we have that settled lets get down to business
You should feed your kids dairy because
1. Oreos would get lonely without it!
2. people who drink milk get cool mustaches!!!
3. It does a body good!
4. The celebrities drink milk!
5. I said so
6. Less expensive than soy milk
7. People who eat dairy make better lists
8. people who eat dairy are better able to outrun the cops
9. PIZZA!!!!
10. After 15 the kids tend to not take to well to the breast
11. Ice Cream
12. milk drinkers are better jump ropers
13. Milk drinkers have less heart burn
14. Milk drinkers are more musically inclined
15. milk drinkers find more nostril candy
16. because the doctor said so
17. because cake isn't the same without LOTS of frosting
18. Because milk drinkers don't get abducted by aliens
19. Because dairy tastes good
20 because of MILK chocolate
21 because millions of calves CAN'T be wrong
22. because it's good for your skin
23. because a glass of warm milk puts them right to sleep
24. because milk drinkers are better bowlers
25. because it is natural
26. because they can do some WONDERFUL things with ice cream
27. Because my daughter is playing the drums on the paint can and singing "I'm in a better world" (she writes her own music)
28. Because cheese goes good with crackers
29 nachoes and CHEESE!!!
30. Because if a cow isn't giving milk then it could be killed for beef.. Drink milk, save a cow..
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- by on Jul. 4, 2009 at 11:59 PM
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So does Orange juice in your cereal..... for some odd reason..
Quoting luvmyparties:
Milk drinkers are cooler.
Because everyone should know the feeling of snorting milk out your nose from laughter at least once.
Because cereal with water tastes like shit.
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- by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:02 AM
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A recent study shows that sexual harassment claims by cows against bulls have decreased due to consistent milking techniques. Apparently bulls like big swollen udders. Milking cows regularly makes big udders less likely. You too can fight the war against cow sex crimes by drinking milk!
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- by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:05 AM
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ah yes I have read this in my legal magazines.. BIG decrease in claims in milking communities.... Makes me feel so good to know I am stopping that... Just a moment while I wipe the tears away..
There now all better...
Quoting luvmyparties:
A recent study shows that sexual harassment claims by cows against bulls have decreased due to consistent milking techniques. Apparently bulls like big swollen udders. Milking cows regularly makes big udders less likely. You too can fight the war against cow sex crimes by drinking milk!
Come on over and join my new group
http://www.cafemom.com/group/wishuponamom
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- by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:10 AM
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because happy cows come from California and give milk... don't you watch TV?
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- by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:15 AM
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Need a tissue? I am glad you support our movement.
Other reasons to drink milk...
Because we do not have milk-aholics anonymous yet.... so there is no quitting for us.
Because what the hell else are dairy cows gonna do all day if nobody milks them!
Quoting Korkor:
ah yes I have read this in my legal magazines.. BIG decrease in claims in milking communities.... Makes me feel so good to know I am stopping that... Just a moment while I wipe the tears away..
There now all better...
Quoting luvmyparties:
A recent study shows that sexual harassment claims by cows against bulls have decreased due to consistent milking techniques. Apparently bulls like big swollen udders. Milking cows regularly makes big udders less likely. You too can fight the war against cow sex crimes by drinking milk!
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- by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:16 AM
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And happy California Cows all come with their own shrink!
Quoting Korkor:
because happy cows come from California and give milk... don't you watch TV?
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- by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:19 AM
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Play Ping pong.. But then they aren't very good so they get all downhearted and sad and start contemplating suicide... They just feel useless... Poor gals!
Quoting luvmyparties:
Need a tissue? I am glad you support our movement.
Other reasons to drink milk...
Because we do not have milk-aholics anonymous yet.... so there is no quitting for us.
Because what the hell else are dairy cows gonna do all day if nobody milks them!
Quoting Korkor:
ah yes I have read this in my legal magazines.. BIG decrease in claims in milking communities.... Makes me feel so good to know I am stopping that... Just a moment while I wipe the tears away..
There now all better...
Quoting luvmyparties:
A recent study shows that sexual harassment claims by cows against bulls have decreased due to consistent milking techniques. Apparently bulls like big swollen udders. Milking cows regularly makes big udders less likely. You too can fight the war against cow sex crimes by drinking milk!
Come on over and join my new group
http://www.cafemom.com/group/wishuponamom
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- by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:27 AM
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lol thats funny
Quoting luvmyparties:
A recent study shows that sexual harassment claims by cows against bulls have decreased due to consistent milking techniques. Apparently bulls like big swollen udders. Milking cows regularly makes big udders less likely. You too can fight the war against cow sex crimes by drinking milk!
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- by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:30 AM
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I know... that is just sad... I saw that in Dairy Newsweek once. Of course they were so ashamed they all had their faces blurred out.
Milk drinkers also help to conserve water.
Milk helps me eat birthday party junk food. It doesn't wash down as well without my milk.
Milk drinkers keep cows employed. I for one would not want to be responsible for putting some poor cow out of a job!
Quoting Korkor:
Play Ping pong.. But then they aren't very good so they get all downhearted and sad and start contemplating suicide... They just feel useless... Poor gals!
Quoting luvmyparties:
Need a tissue? I am glad you support our movement.
Other reasons to drink milk...
Because we do not have milk-aholics anonymous yet.... so there is no quitting for us.
Because what the hell else are dairy cows gonna do all day if nobody milks them!
Quoting Korkor:
ah yes I have read this in my legal magazines.. BIG decrease in claims in milking communities.... Makes me feel so good to know I am stopping that... Just a moment while I wipe the tears away..
There now all better...
Quoting luvmyparties:
A recent study shows that sexual harassment claims by cows against bulls have decreased due to consistent milking techniques. Apparently bulls like big swollen udders. Milking cows regularly makes big udders less likely. You too can fight the war against cow sex crimes by drinking milk!
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- by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 6:46 AM
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statistically... milk drinkers weigh less!
it's what helped me lose over 202 lbs!
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