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OMG..KIDS ARE SO BAD LOOK WHAT WE'VE DONE TO THEM!!

Posted by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:03 AM
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 LOL..THIS IS MUST READ!! MY MOM SENT THIS TO ME AND I ABOUT DIED LAUGHING!!!!

 

A  father watched his young daughter playing in the  garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his  eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went  over to her to see what work of God had captured her  attention.


He noticed she was looking at  two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two  spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her  father replied.

'What do you call the spider on  top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her  father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question,  he replied,
'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs..'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought  for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them  flat...
'Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden,' she said.   

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by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:03 AM
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JaylensMommy807
by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:05 AM

Thanks for the laugh - I needed it :)

orchid404
by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:05 AM

WTH?? SO WRONG!!!

amb_josh
by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:05 AM

HA ha i find that freaking funny1!!!

maddys_mommy_ny
by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:05 AM

 HAHAHAHA love it!

warning, you will most likely get bashed for this!

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evaleesmom
by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:06 AM
lol thats funny!!!

   


  

luvbeinamommy68
by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:08 AM

OMG! thats so cute lol! and funny!

maxensmom
by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:08 AM

 

hahaha

cassandra25
by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:11 AM


Quoting maddys_mommy_ny:

 HAHAHAHA love it!

warning, you will most likely get bashed for this!


I DON'T CARE..I'm not being "racist to the gays" lol..i have friends and family members that are gay..and they thought it was funny.. got to have humor!!

Kylie819
by Emerald Member on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:11 AM

hahaha that's so funny!

and it is a JOKE!  i like jokes about women, blondes, police officers, swedes, teachers, etc. and i am all of those things!  no need to take it personally

connietrrll
by on Jul. 5, 2009 at 12:11 AM

Thanks!! I needed a good laugh.

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