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My 2 year old tells me "You're so MEAN mommy!"

Posted by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 3:56 PM
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lmao!

She just spent the weekend at my moms house.... I just made her, her favorite thing: Grits.

I sat them in front of her and she tells me "No those are crappy!" ... which got an open mouthed stare from me..... She ate a few bites and decided to fling them like a monkey flinging poo.... So i made her help me clean them up... and she tells me "you're SO mean mommy! soooo mean!"

.... And my mean ol' self had to leave the room before a lung exploded from trying not to laugh....

2 years old: drama queen who says her mommy is mean.

Teen years are going to suck soooo bad.


Im, Laura. I hope you learned that from my screen name. If not, well now you know. I live in Alaska. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a Snow Ninja. Although my day job is standing outside in front of my igloo looking like Igloo Trash in my snow boots, seal skin tank top & short skirt and screaming profanities at my neighbors. I'm marvelous, I know. I have a daughter named Lorelai. Her daddy is Chris and together we make one big family of Igloo trash. Be Jealous.

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MommyJ0697
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 3:59 PM

LOL!! I feel sorry for you mama!!! My almost 5yr old DD thinks I'm punishing her when I make her put her laundry in her room. It's hilarious the way she does it though lol..


allsolittle
by Gold Member on Jul. 28, 2009 at 4:01 PM

lmao! my oldest is the same way. shese 4. yeah... i cant wait ten years ... ugh!!!

ashleigh24
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 4:02 PM

I know exactly what you mean! I am NOT looking forward to those teenage years! They are gonna be rough for us!!

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brandithesuperm
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 4:02 PM

Yep it gets worse. When my 8 year old gets mad he tells me I'm the meanest mom in the WORLD.....So at least you don't have that title yet lol.

He also hates me sometimes to....when he tells me that I just say Oh but I love you so much and that makes him even madder lol.

Ladyinthewater
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 4:02 PM

mine is 7 i have been mean horrible terrible just the worst mommy ever... he has told me " I AM RUNNING AWAY" my answer to that is you better strip cuz if you leave this house you leave it like you entered the world Butt ass naked.... That always changes his tune... I am still mean but at least then he just "runs away to his room"

 I am Kritterz a Tattoo Lovin, Married to a Punk Rocker, Pro Legalizing Weed, Co sleeping, Vax my Kid, anti-Obama, Pro Choice, former single mom,  non-believer in "god"  Thinks the "public schools" are too involved with the at home life..   former bottle feeding, , Jersey Girl, Bi Sexual, Porn watching Pro Spanking,, True blood watcher Twlight Lover Harry Potter Fan,, I love my son to death he is my heart and my soul and I raise my kid how i want,your approval isn't needed if you don't like how i think or feel you can stick it in your juice box and suck on it.                             

Laura4807
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 4:04 PM

kids: they'll kill us.

well, if not kill us, at least make us lock our mean selves in our dark closets.

hahaa


Im, Laura. I hope you learned that from my screen name. If not, well now you know. I live in Alaska. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a Snow Ninja. Although my day job is standing outside in front of my igloo looking like Igloo Trash in my snow boots, seal skin tank top & short skirt and screaming profanities at my neighbors. I'm marvelous, I know. I have a daughter named Lorelai. Her daddy is Chris and together we make one big family of Igloo trash. Be Jealous.

CarlaD
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 4:07 PM

I can relate. My 4 year old told me the other day that I couldn't spank him because I was "in his personal space" and he put his little arms out around himself.  I just lost it laughing..totally didn't discipline him at all!  My 3 year old also told my 4 year old that he was annoying him.  Where in the world my 3 year old learned that word is beyond me!


skittlenbonesma
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 4:09 PM
That is hilarious. My three year old told me last night "mama if you make me clean my room, I am going to die" I looked right at him and said "well then I guess you are going to die" as I was running out of the room as fast as I could before i busted out laughing. Kids say the darndest things. LOL The best part was the little hip shaking hand on hips attitude he gave me when he said it. And the look he gave me when I said "well i guess your going to die". It was priceless like he couldn't believe I said that. HAHAHA
piwife
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 4:14 PM

MY DD TELLS ME THAT TOO. SHE IS 2 AND SHE TLLS MY DH "MY MOMMY IS SO MEAN TO ME YOU SHOULD GIVER POWPOW" IS FUNNY

I am a feed your baby what you want, public bf supported,pro-life,pro immigration, lover of animals. co-sleeping ,vaccinating, gun supporter, colombain girl in love with a us. marine (aka my hubby' mistress)
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