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3 squares of toilet paper aint enough to do the job

Posted by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:36 PM
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Are you serious....?   My hubby thinks i use too much toilet paper...he says that there is no need for me to "mummy wrap" my hand....he honestly told me to use three squares of toilet paper....there is no way that 3 squares are enough!!!!  I told him that when he starts hemorrhaging out of his privates to try and use 3 squares and then get back to me...lol

Does your DH complain about your toilet paper usage?

by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:36 PM
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NVL0707
by Baroness on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:38 PM

No,what a stupid thing to bitch about.

AMarineLovesMe
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:38 PM

LMAO!  I'm with you!  I "mummy wrap" my hand hahaha


MsDean
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:38 PM

No becaue I handle the buying and budgeting of everything in our home. I dont think he would honestly care. I mean 3 squares isnt enough in  most um situations.

KotaBaby
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:38 PM

lol, tell him he should just be happy that you wipe your ass!

i guess it might also depend on what kind of toilet paper you use too

babybump87
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:39 PM

he isnt complaining about the amount of money we spend...he just complains because he doesnt want the toilet to clog...

Quoting MsDean:

No becaue I handle the buying and budgeting of everything in our home. I dont think he would honestly care. I mean 3 squares isnt enough in  most um situations.


MissJennJenn
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:40 PM

um is she serious? does she not realize that this post was made in fun? geez......someone needs to get the stick out of her ass :D

but im usually the one that bitches about the fact that my husband doesnt use toilet paper after he pees....only when he poops....and  thats just nasty.

Quoting NVL0707:

No,what a stupid thing to bitch about.


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MommyOf2kids67
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:40 PM

LOL yes all the time :p i tell him to shove it

     


cheyeone
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:40 PM

I'm single so no hubby to argue with this about but WOW are you serious... 3 squares??? no way in heck would that cover it...

btw love what you told him

Most days I'm Mom the rest of them I'm just plain nuts!!!

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MaxsLovingMommy
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:41 PM


Quoting MommyOf2kids67:

LOL yes all the time :p i tell him to shove it


Sirenabella
by on Jul. 28, 2009 at 11:42 PM

LOL! No.. but my dad used to. I got sick of it when I was about 15 and very patiently explained the difference between male and female parts and told him next time he has his period to please record how many squares of toilet paper he had used so that we both would then know the "correct" amount necessary. He was extremely embarrassed and never mentioned it again.  

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