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A DEA agent, and ATF agent, and a FBI agent walk into a farm. . . . . .

Posted by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:35 PM
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A DEA agent, together with an ATF and an FBI agent as part of a task force, arrive at a ranch in western Nebraska.

The agents tell the rancher, "We need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The DEA agent verbally explodes saying, "Mister, we have the authority of the Federal Government with us."

Reaching into his rear pocket and removing his badge, the agent proudly displays it to the farmer.

"See this badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish on any land. No questions asked nor answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the three agents running for their lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs...

"Your badges! Show him your badges!"



by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:35 PM
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kayla4507
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:37 PM

lmao!!!!! thats greatness! 

        

inocnt_1
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:38 PM

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

I LOVE IT !

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kcangel63
by Freebirther on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:39 PM

Sometimes we just need a laugh to pull us out of all the drama.  ;)

Quoting kayla4507:

lmao!!!!! thats greatness! 


AFWifeNMom
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:40 PM

clappingThat was a good one

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summers_ocean
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:40 PM

laughing 

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newagemom700
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:42 PM

LOVE IT!!!!

Jademom07
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:42 PM

THANK YOU!!! 

bellalenise
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:42 PM

laughing

my4kids274
by Drill Sergeant Mommy on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:43 PM


Quoting inocnt_1:

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

I LOVE IT !


kcangel63
by Freebirther on Aug. 13, 2009 at 11:29 AM

I though it was hilarious and wanted to spread the laughter.  :)

Quoting AFWifeNMom:

clappingThat was a good one


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