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JOKE---. (could be sensitive for some..don't say I didn't tell you so!!)

Posted by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 2:57 PM
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What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

 

1.  Take out your laptop.

 

2.  Slowly open your laptop.

 

3.  Turn it on.

 

4.  Make certain your neighbor is watching.

 

5.  Open your internet browser.

 

6.  Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look

up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

 

7.  Breathe deeply and open the site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

 

8.  Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 2:57 PM
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wiener
by Platinum Member on Aug. 12, 2009 at 2:59 PM

 LOL, thas funny but I dont think I could do it

Nicole
kaker104
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 2:59 PM

I love it. The bad thing is, you'll end up in custody for a few hrs and have to drive to where ever. Lmao

KYChica
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 3:00 PM

 I do believe you would be taken off the airplane in handcuffs ! lol Thats funny

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mahrmom
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 3:00 PM

Ok that would be so wrong but so funny! I would so freak out if it happened to me. lmao

mommieof4girlz
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 3:00 PM

me either LOL

Quoting wiener:

 LOL, thas funny but I dont think I could do it


dreamerinluv
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 3:00 PM

WTF ??? 

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mommieof4girlz
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 3:01 PM

:)...sorry i had too  :)

Quoting dreamerinluv:

WTF ??? 


froggirl82
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 3:01 PM

Is it porn? Kids are around so want to make sure before I open?


 

dydy777
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 3:01 PM

rolling on floor

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caljones
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 3:01 PM

too bad they usually ask you to disconnect form wireless internet stuff. that would be hilarious.

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