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Posted by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 12:54 PM
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Proof That The World Is Nuts 
 

 
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
 animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
 punishable by death. 
 
(Like THAT makes sense.)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 
 
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
 is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
 may only see their reflection in a mirror.
 
(Do they look different reversed?) 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 
 
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
 
(A brick?)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
 
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of having sex for the first time
 Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
 marry. 
 
(Let's just think for a minute; is there  any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
 adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. 
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
 manner desired.
 
(Ah! Justice!)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in
 tropical fish stores. 
 
(But of course!)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act.
 
  (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
 
In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.
 
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
 one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
 only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
 the premises.' 
 
(Is this a great country or what?   Well, not as great as Guam !)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 
 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
 
(Who volunteers for these tests?) 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
 weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 
 
(From drinking little bottles of?) 
  
(Did our government pay for this research??)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
Butterflies taste with their feet.
 
(Ah, geez.) 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
 
(I know some people like that.)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
Starfish don't have brains.
 
(I know some people like that, too.)
 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
And, the best for last?
 
Turtles can breathe through their butts. 
 
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 12:54 PM
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newagemom700
by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 1:02 PM

LMAO!!!!! Thank you! Definatly needed that!

isra1986
by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 1:07 PM

#3 is not true at all though FYI. Muslims are required to wash the dead bodies, but out of respect for the dead, only members of the family, of the same gender wash the body and shroud it.

ramadan mubarak

mamaleah17
by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 1:12 PM

Turtles can breathe through their butts. 
 
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

 

 

laughing

marissa615
by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 1:13 PM

 laughing

dswarila
by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 1:40 PM

I thought that you ladies could use a laugh today... I know I could!!! Have a great day!

dswarila
by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 2:15 PM

bump

dswarila
by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 3:19 PM


Quoting dswarila:

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dswarila
by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 3:19 PM


Quoting dswarila:


Quoting dswarila:

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MandyOs
by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 3:27 PM

I love posts like these. Thanks. :]

dswarila
by on Aug. 25, 2009 at 11:29 PM


Quoting dswarila:

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For the late night moms!!

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