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Drunken pick up lines

Posted by on Aug. 28, 2009 at 2:28 AM
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 Whats the best you've heard??

 

Girl "Hey, your gloves match your hat!"

Guy "thanks, your boobs match your face!"

Girl "What the hell do you mean?!?"

Guy "They're Awesome!"

by on Aug. 28, 2009 at 2:28 AM
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JESSICA97140
by on Aug. 28, 2009 at 2:47 AM
A hispanic man at a club asked me if I have e da merry and e wachu naye. After I started speaking to him in spanish he was just asking if I was married and what my name was. God that was the funniest yet in my club experiences. Especially since I was tipsy and couldn't help but keep laughing at the guy.
EmmysMom85
by on Aug. 28, 2009 at 2:49 AM

I haven't been picked up at a bar in so long....

alexmama2209
by on Aug. 28, 2009 at 2:50 AM

 IS THAT A KAG IN YOUR PANTS...

CAUSE I WANNA TAP THAT ASS

LOL

Je_Jette_Poo
by on Aug. 28, 2009 at 2:55 AM

"Hey, I can help you make a baby... minus the baby. Get what I'm saying?" lol

"Married women really turn me on"

...Idiots.

ceemuhreeashbee
by on Aug. 28, 2009 at 3:02 AM

Drunk friend nods towards the pregnant bartender and says to another friend "I'm gonna hit on her.."

He looks at the bartender and says "Hey!.. You look skinny!".. hahaha


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EmmysMom85
by on Aug. 28, 2009 at 3:03 AM


Quoting ceemuhreeashbee:

Drunk friend nods towards the pregnant bartender and says to another friend "I'm gonna hit on her.."

He looks at the bartender and says "Hey!.. You look skinny!".. hahaha


lol.. MY FAVORITE ONE!

mstnbecki
by on Aug. 28, 2009 at 3:06 AM

My SO asked a girl once if her jeans where scratch and sniff.luckly he new the girl. 

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