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You better explain yourself!"

Posted by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 11:24 AM
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 11:24 AM
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azmomof03
by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 11:25 AM

thats a good one haha

krystlzd3
by Platinum Member on Sep. 7, 2009 at 11:26 AM
MAMALICIOUS9506
by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 11:26 AM

LMFAO!!!!  rolling on floor

EeeesMom
by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 11:29 AM

hahaharolling on floorlove you sign

 

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CSRodriguez
by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 11:29 AM

lmao   good  way to start a monday thanks   mama  

knfisch
by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 11:32 AM

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