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boys first time having sex!! lol

Posted by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 10:50 PM
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I got this in an email & had to share wayyy to funny!

 

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 10:50 PM
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CasandraFinlay
by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 10:51 PM

hehehehe ;-)

newmomat22
by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 10:53 PM

lmao oooppppssss. omg thanks i loved it

momofhnd
by Nugget Nabber on Sep. 7, 2009 at 10:53 PM

lmao that was funny....

myadorableson
by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 10:54 PM

hahah..i know!!! I would just pretended i was sick and ran out the door..lol

AFWifeNMom
by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 10:54 PM

lol that is awesome

Lilypie
143myboys9496
by Gold Member on Sep. 7, 2009 at 10:55 PM

rolling on floor 

momofamamasboy
by Bronze Member on Sep. 7, 2009 at 10:56 PM

lmao!!!!!

KatherineM
by on Sep. 7, 2009 at 10:56 PM

LOL




la_bella_vita
by on Sep. 8, 2009 at 1:28 AM


Quoting 143myboys9496:

rolling on floor 


Alison_C
by on Sep. 8, 2009 at 1:31 AM

Haha, kinda reminds me of that old Trojan commercial.

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