Actual message on School Answering Machine in Australia.this is good

[Pinkyzlamb]

This is the message that the Maroochydore High School, Queensland,

Australia, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone
 answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the
 school.
 This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and
 parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing
 homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want
 their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though
 those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not
 complete enough school work to pass their classes.
 Way to go, Aussies!

[SunnyJoJo]

LMAO! I was just dying listening to this!

[Pinkyzlamb]

lmao at press 6 

[DejaVooDoo]

  That was great.  I need to get myself ready and move to Maroochydore as I live in Sydney lol.  I totally agree with all of it.

[Pinkyzlamb]

oh come on its funny!! 

[randi1978]

That is the absolute funniest friggin' thing I have ever heard.  YAY Aussies!!!!!

I wonder when the uptighties will haunt this post and bash the school for that message?

[ERNAProud]

Now only if American schools had the gonads to do this. But NOOOOO! We are always way too afraid that we are going to offend someone. 

[ERNAProud]

If this is still here by the time they all wake up, you can bet SOMEONE is going to be offended.

Quoting randi1978:

That is the absolute funniest friggin' thing I have ever heard.  YAY Aussies!!!!!

I wonder when the uptighties will haunt this post and bash the school for that message?

[Pinkyzlamb]

well out of all the email i got today this was the one i knew that was not that bad. i have one that is funny but it would piss alot off!! 

[singlemama20]

 I almost woke uo DD laughing....

Thank you...

[AVON_Mama]

OMG I love it.