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Funny Things BD/Sperm Donors say

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"Does he wear pampers or diapers?"

Your turn.

by on Jun. 28, 2012 at 6:05 PM
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by on Jun. 29, 2012 at 12:40 AM
"can we take a family picture" when DS was 8 months old and he had only seen us 3 times has never held him and we just happened to be at the same wedding. he hasn't seen him since and DS is 2
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by on Jun. 29, 2012 at 12:50 AM
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BD: I don't want to have to fork out the money if she needs braces.  

  • Heaven forbid you should ever pay for anything your child needs.

(After we split up in 2009, 2010 tax season he gave me $500 and said if I needed more, let him know)
ME: "Hey, remember you told me if I needed more money to let you know?"

BD: "I gave you $500 a month ago, where the hell did it go?"

  • Well gee, IDK, she is a year old.  She needs diapers, food, clothes, gas to get her back and forth to her appointments (mind you she went every day for a week straight after she turned one), medicine, birthday party (her bday is 02/17), groceries, etc.  
by on Jun. 29, 2012 at 12:54 AM
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I swear men should come with the whole --and here's your sign type thing.... I think we all hear these same types of things and its funny That the men never relize what they are saying is messed up its like come on learn already
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by on Jun. 29, 2012 at 12:55 AM
He asked if he was still needing formula and baby food. Uhm no he's 18 months. Dummy!! Then this past weekend he asked why I got a two bedroom apartment. Hmm idk maybe because your son needs his own room.. he said it would be cheaper for us to share a room.. (really I had no idea) mind you he's not paying for our apartment and hasn't paid child support since last November.
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by Gold Member on Jun. 29, 2012 at 1:01 AM
When I was nursing....."I can't believe you let him suck on your tit like that. are you gonna cum?"

"How come he still wears daipers, you should potty train him?" Cause he's 8 months old, idiot.

"Why cant he sit?" "He doesn't do anything.". No sit Sherlock, he's a month old.
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by on Jun. 29, 2012 at 1:09 AM
When asking about child support ..

Him: "When I have her I provide for her .. When you have her you provide for her"

Me: "Ummmmmmm you only have 9 hrs out of a week with me there" 0_o
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by on Jun. 29, 2012 at 1:11 AM
"when is the kids birthdays again"

What a dumb ass...
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by on Jun. 29, 2012 at 1:18 AM
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ummm wow im not sigle but this post was on active dh has never done or said anything that sorry to all of u. Smh
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by on Jun. 29, 2012 at 1:22 AM
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"You should have a c section, I don't want u to fuck up your vagina"
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by on Jun. 29, 2012 at 4:45 AM

 Me not being in the kid's lives doesnt affect them at all.  Theyre fine. Yeah.....ok.

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