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by on Aug. 10, 2012 at 12:54 PM
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ssenter
by on Aug. 12, 2012 at 11:57 PM

When you stay up late after everyone is asleep to clean house and to get a few minutes of mommy time.

mommy.etc.
by on Aug. 13, 2012 at 12:02 AM
When you aren't sure what exactly is dried on your pant leg, but you are pretty sure that it came from your kids, and even though its boogers, spit, or poo, you don't freak out,m and wear the pants until you put on your night clothes.

Looking nice consists of having clean hair, shaved pits, and making sure that your boobs haven't leaked on your shirt.

You give up your bedroom, to make a playroom and keep all of the toys from being strolled all over your house, even though you know it will happen anyways.

Bragging about your kids milestones and achievements, but not having a single thing to say about yourself.
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Diamondg4u2cme
by on Aug. 13, 2012 at 12:05 AM

when you laugh about getting pooped on.

bellica101
by on Aug. 13, 2012 at 12:07 AM
When you've memorized every song in kids shows like mickey mouse clubhouse and jake and neverland pirates

When you use your kids blankets

When you dress your baby cuter than you are to go out
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Lettybug
by on Aug. 13, 2012 at 12:10 AM
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When your idea of a romantic vacation is disney world lol
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LA09TKP
by on Aug. 13, 2012 at 12:15 AM
When rather than getting up for a tissue, you wipe there face on your "sit around the house shorts/shirt"
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MaddieLainesMom
by Member on Aug. 13, 2012 at 1:41 AM

When you know the theme song to Strawberry Shortcake

When you don't realize that the Kids Bop CD is playing in your car when you're driving alone until someone questions you about it

When you open your purse and find a hairbow, crayons, Hello Kitty sunglasses, and a Polly Pocket

When you use words like potty, boo-boo, and goober

When you find a princess sticker on the back of your shirt when a potential employer points it out

Jasuzha
by on Aug. 14, 2012 at 1:23 AM
When you're given the present of a booger and you're not grossed out.

When you have little reminders of how much fun puddles are.
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ParBearMom
by on Aug. 14, 2012 at 1:25 AM
When your DVR is filled up with everything Nick JR and Disney JR (:
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madisonsma08
by on Aug. 20, 2012 at 2:27 AM
When you kick a 1x1 square in the middle of 600 bath toys just so you can take a shower.... With the door open and a toddler that is either talking the entire time or destroying their bedroom.

When you can't remember the last time you peed alone

When you get a child free night so you can have a girls night and you end up home alone, cleaning, watching the lorax and eating left over mac & cheese.
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