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Divorce Letter had to share

Posted by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:40 PM
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BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favo
rite meal
& even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
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LexRi0709
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:40 PM
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Lmao. I ready that the other day! Still funny as fuck!
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skyelyns_mommie
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Hahahahah ex wife for the win
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momofamamasboy
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:43 PM
That's awesome
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Blessed_Mommy87
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:44 PM

Looks like there will be no battle in court she got all the money and he got nothing lol.

Robsessed98
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 4:09 PM
That is too freakin hilarious!!!
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KPBMom
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 4:29 PM


Quoting Blessed_Mommy87:

Looks like there will be no battle in court she got all the money and he got nothing lol.

Not really...He got CARL!!!

Mom to DD19, DS17 & DD7
Blessed_Mommy87
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 4:36 PM

LOL oh yeah that right sad isn't it

Quoting KPBMom:


Quoting Blessed_Mommy87:

Looks like there will be no battle in court she got all the money and he got nothing lol.

Not really...He got CARL!!!


jessicasmom1
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 4:47 PM

oops ; lol 

brieri
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 4:53 PM

Funny.

SinceresMomma
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 5:56 PM
Cthu that's a mess
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