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Divorce Letter had to share

Posted by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:40 PM
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BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favo
rite meal
& even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:40 PM
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LexRi0709
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:40 PM
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Lmao. I ready that the other day! Still funny as fuck!
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skyelyns_mommie
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Hahahahah ex wife for the win
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momofamamasboy
by Member on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:43 PM
That's awesome
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Blessed_Mommy87
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 3:44 PM

Looks like there will be no battle in court she got all the money and he got nothing lol.

Robsessed98
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 4:09 PM
That is too freakin hilarious!!!
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KPBMom
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 4:29 PM


Quoting Blessed_Mommy87:

Looks like there will be no battle in court she got all the money and he got nothing lol.

Not really...He got CARL!!!

Mom to DD19, DS17 & DD7
Blessed_Mommy87
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 4:36 PM

LOL oh yeah that right sad isn't it

Quoting KPBMom:


Quoting Blessed_Mommy87:

Looks like there will be no battle in court she got all the money and he got nothing lol.

Not really...He got CARL!!!


jessicasmom1
by Laina on Oct. 11, 2012 at 4:47 PM

oops ; lol 

brieri
by Platinum Member on Oct. 11, 2012 at 4:53 PM

Funny.

SinceresMomma
by on Oct. 11, 2012 at 5:56 PM
Cthu that's a mess
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