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You Find Out Interesting Things When You Have Sons .....Like

Posted by on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:35 PM
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You find out interesting things when you have sons, like 

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan hit a baseball a
long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words uh oh, it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

11.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
 
12.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

13.) Super glue is forever.

14.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

15.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
 
16.) VCR's do not eject PB & J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

17.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

18.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

19.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

20.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

21.)  The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
 
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.


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Mommyto2LilMen
by Tina on Feb. 7, 2013 at 7:43 AM
Lol
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deltathree
by Gold Member on Feb. 7, 2013 at 8:31 AM

cute!

mytrueloveS
by Lori on Feb. 7, 2013 at 9:47 AM
Lol!!
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breebree04
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 12:29 PM

lol

labrax
by Member on Feb. 7, 2013 at 12:35 PM

Lmao. Number 21 got me laughing out loud!

skyelyns_mommie
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 12:37 PM
Lol
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Mocking.Jay
by ★Krista★ on Feb. 7, 2013 at 12:59 PM
Lol
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GoldenLinds
by Member on Feb. 7, 2013 at 1:05 PM
OMG!! So true!!
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mamalena137
by Bronze Member on Feb. 7, 2013 at 1:18 PM

sidesplittinglaughter

koondogg
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 1:22 PM
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I was actually thinking of passing it onto my husband, and then seeing how long it would take him to try the brake fluid and clorox, why are all men pyros????


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