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Posted by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 1:59 PM
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out  his stethoscope and listened to the bird's ch...est.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles,  has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied  the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his  front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from  top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the  head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he  returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also  delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and  strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most  definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and  produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she  cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it,  the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 1:59 PM
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otoole
by Bronze Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 3:04 PM

haha good one

Robsessed98
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 4:33 PM
OMG
alexis_06
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 5:34 PM

 HAHAH cuuute!

beautisticaware
by Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 9:14 PM
LOL. I need that.
cjsmom1
by Gold Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 10:26 PM

lol cute

meglovesie11
by Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 10:35 PM
Lol!
diaperstodating
by Angel on Jul. 31, 2013 at 10:38 PM
Haha!
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