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Worst Pick Up Lines?

Posted by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:07 PM
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Ok ladies, dish...

What are some of the worst pick up lines you've heard?  

What about comebacks to bad pick up lines, got any?

by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:07 PM
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krisnkids
by Gold Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:25 PM

Is your dad an astronaut because I see the stars in your eyes.

I lost my cell phone, can I have your number?

Why aren't you in jail? It's illegal to look that good.

mmpdrs07
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 3:06 PM
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.  OMG one I almost forgot about was "I need your insurance information because when I seen you I fell and bumped my head" LOL  I know I have heard more but those are the first 2 that come to mind.

britmichele
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 3:09 PM
Hey girl, let me fill you up (said at the gas station while I was clearly pumping my own damn gas)
mommy2zbg
by Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 3:11 PM
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 this girl had her ears gauged out and we were going through mcdonalds one day and a friend of mine said "so if I went fishing and hooked onto your ear, does that mean that I caught you for good?"

Robsessed98
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 3:49 PM
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Last week by an adorable guy half my age...
Him: If I had a dime for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have 10 cents because you're that dime.
Me (laughing): Umm, nope, but since you're so damn cute, you get a second shot.
Him: Put your hand on my arm. I've always wanted to know what it's like to be touched by an angel.
Me (laughing again & smh): Tell ya what. Keep trying and when you get smooth enough to pull off "You and I both know it's going to happen, so why don't we just go ahead and leave now" and she walks out with you right then and there, give me a call.
Him (wide eyed & grinning): Wow, that's so cool! I'm gonna roll with that one. Does it really work?
Me: Been known to happen at least once that I know of. Good luck and hang on to my number.
Him: Oh, I'll be calling.

lnrmom
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 4:58 PM

Want to go half on a baby?

Got any fries to go with that shake? (VERY corny heard in HS, cracked me up so much I couldn't forget it).

Drop that zero and get with a hero. (After being told I had a man).

How are YOU single? (met with rolling eyes and, "because nobody believes I am apparently.")

Cenedra64
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 5:03 PM
Is this your sister? Said to my teen daughter while pointing at me. My response..if i was your looking at jail bait
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cjsmom1
by Platinum Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 10:37 PM

You want some chocolate with that milk? (I'm white he was black)
Snow bunny, where have you been all my life? (again because I was white and he was black, different guy)

MoPain
by Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 10:43 PM
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Not exactly a pick up line but I really hate it when guys whistle at me

I was walking into a store not a pet store but a grocery store. A guy who was hanging outside the store and whistled at me while I was walking in I even asked him if he was whistling at me he said yes I walked in the store bought a dog bone and tossed it at him on my way out told him since he was trying to get a dog's attention he should have a bone!

s.osborne
by on Aug. 1, 2013 at 8:19 AM

 My boyfriend has some really bad ones LOL. They're not pick up lines, just lines in general.

"I laid down and like a magic trick, I was gone."(to sleep)

"Hey, it's your world, I'm just living in it."

"Let's make like a tree and leave." <Yes he has actually said that

"You smellin what I'm steppin in?" <This is my least favorite. I always say no.

There's probably more, I just can't think of them right now.

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