This guy messaged me. Don't ask if he's cute his picture is a whole baseball team and he's in the back and it's blurry. First laugh. Second laugh he asked if I wanted to go out tonight. I'm like dude it's after 10pm you're funny. He's like I can come over there. I'm like I'm good.third and funniest So he proceeds to tell me he's hot and has a big THANG (as he words it). So I said oh really (very sarcasticly) I'm sure I've seen bigger. He goes it's bigger than 80% of men. It's between 5-6". At this I'm rolling. I'm like dude seriously, my ex was 8" long and if you took a tape measure and measured around it was 5.5". (I was kind enough to leave out two of the other three guys I've had sex with were over 7") Dude You're small!! LMAO!!! These guys are a riot. They think I want their BIG thang, but it's just too small for me. I'm still laughing while writing this.
on Oct. 22, 2013 at 12:40 AM