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If you need a laugh POF has them

Posted by on Oct. 22, 2013 at 12:40 AM
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This guy messaged me. Don't ask if he's cute his picture is a whole baseball team and he's in the back and it's blurry. First laugh. Second laugh he asked if I wanted to go out tonight. I'm like dude it's after 10pm you're funny. He's like I can come over there. I'm like I'm good.third and funniest So he proceeds to tell me he's hot and has a big THANG (as he words it). So I said oh really (very sarcasticly) I'm sure I've seen bigger. He goes it's bigger than 80% of men. It's between 5-6". At this I'm rolling. I'm like dude seriously, my ex was 8" long and if you took a tape measure and measured around it was 5.5". (I was kind enough to leave out two of the other three guys I've had sex with were over 7") Dude You're small!! LMAO!!! These guys are a riot. They think I want their BIG thang, but it's just too small for me. I'm still laughing while writing this.
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alexis_06
by AnnaLisa on Oct. 22, 2013 at 12:43 AM
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 lol, i think its hilarious how every guy thinks their THANG is huge!

diaperstodating
by Angel on Oct. 22, 2013 at 1:06 AM
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Haha!
diaperstodating
by Angel on Oct. 22, 2013 at 1:06 AM
What does POF stand for?
Mommy2Boys0900
by Unique Yanique on Oct. 22, 2013 at 8:08 AM
Plenty of Fish. Its a dating site.


Quoting diaperstodating:

What does POF stand for?

Mommy2Boys0900
by Unique Yanique on Oct. 22, 2013 at 8:09 AM
I know right. I've come across quite a few.


Quoting alexis_06:

 lol, i think its hilarious how every guy thinks their THANG is huge!


easinpc
by Gold Member on Oct. 22, 2013 at 9:05 AM
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I've come across a few like that too and I just laugh and shake my head.  Thanks for sharing the laugh!!

mamalena137
by Bronze Member on Oct. 22, 2013 at 11:13 AM
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I can't get over some of these guys. Truthfully I've had big and small "thangs". If they don't know how to use it though, it doesn't matter the size. You don't want a two minute ride on a yacht.

deltathree
by Gold Member on Oct. 22, 2013 at 11:41 AM

OY!

bluedeaj
by Deidre on Oct. 22, 2013 at 1:22 PM
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have you ever seen the personals on craigslist?  I happened across is the other day and my eyes can't unsee what I saw now LOL

Jenn8604
by Silver Member on Oct. 22, 2013 at 1:27 PM
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The best one was this what I thought was nice guy I text who showed me a picture that I didn't ask for. It was 3". I laughed longer then I did last night.

Quoting alexis_06:

 lol, i think its hilarious how every guy thinks their THANG is huge!

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