So, I was just talking to someone at my job, and he asked me what was the most awkward paperwork I've ever received. I said it's a toss up I get a lot.. but the two that stand out the most.. is when I had to call and ask what the business purpose of two purchases were. The purchases being:
1. Condoms (I swear we're not prostitutes, LOL)
2. Penis shaped pasta.
Can you imagine that phone call? "Um, I need to know the business purpose of the condoms and penis shaped pasta...???"
I always want to end the call with Thanks for not sending the paperwork with an explanation, thus forcing me to ask. Thanks for making this whole situation at work AWKWARD!