irritability (from sleepiness)
loss of hearing in one or both ears from screaming or the drone of "mommy, mommy, mommy"
repetitive instruction syndrome
weight gain (since you are eating their uneaten food rather than wasting it)
followed by weight loss (when they hit a growth spurt and eat all the food in your house, leaving none for you)
stiff joints and body aches (from attempting to share a twin bed with your toddler)
Mild panic attacks at the park
Anyone else in this stage?