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Heard two funnies today :)

Posted by on Oct. 5, 2013 at 2:22 AM
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One of my customers made me smile today :)  That doesn't happen very often.  He gave me two brain teasers/jokes, I will post the answers later ;)

1. Without using a calculator, how many seconds are in a year?

2. What is the difference between a staple and a screw?

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by on Oct. 5, 2013 at 2:22 AM
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Marti123
by Platinum Member on Oct. 5, 2013 at 4:10 PM
I am bad with riddles!
preacherskid
by Silver Member on Oct. 5, 2013 at 4:15 PM

1. There are 12 seconds in a year

2. He wouldn't know, he's never been stapled ;P

flutter523
by Tracy on Oct. 6, 2013 at 10:20 AM
Haha
cjsmom1
by Platinum Member on Oct. 6, 2013 at 10:21 AM
Me too


Quoting Marti123:

I am bad with riddles!

cjsmom1
by Platinum Member on Oct. 6, 2013 at 10:21 AM
Lol
the3Rs
by Platinum Member on Oct. 6, 2013 at 12:49 PM
I knew the first one. I still don't get the 2nd one...?!
preacherskid
by Silver Member on Oct. 6, 2013 at 2:00 PM


Quoting the3Rs:

I knew the first one. I still don't get the 2nd one...?!

He was a Marine, so... he's been screwed, but never stapled, so he doesn't know the difference between a screw and a staple.  Slightly off color, but he was a nice guy and if that's the worst I hear in a day I am happy ;P

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the3Rs
by Platinum Member on Oct. 6, 2013 at 2:46 PM
Oooohhh!! I get it now, LOL. Blame it on my tired brain :D

Quoting preacherskid:


Quoting the3Rs:

I knew the first one. I still don't get the 2nd one...?!

He was a Marine, so... he's been screwed, but never stapled, so he doesn't know the difference between a screw and a staple.  Slightly off color, but he was a nice guy and if that's the worst I hear in a day I am happy ;P

mickstinator
by on Oct. 7, 2013 at 10:43 AM

Lol! I was close on figuring out the first one. I sneaked a peak before I could figure out what kind of second the answer was going to be. 


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