New goofy mama of the week Naughty Goddess!

[carebear83350]

Diane picked naughtygoddess for our new Goofy mom of the week.  Here we go:

 

Are you married?

How many kids do you have?

what are their names?

[NaughtyGoddess]

OH NO - I'm in the hot seat!  Of course would be much better if I could get a little buzzing along with the heat... lol

 

Okay - I am not married - been married 2x - just not good at picking husbands... lol

I have 2 children - one is Annamarie - she's a 20 year old who is really fun to torture.

The other one is 2 years old almost (next month) - Haley Marie.  She was my surprise baby.  Public Service Announcement - don't assume that really wierd periods are menopause - lol sometimes they are a BABY! 

[dndmomof4]

What is your favorite movie?

pick one:

sunshine or snow

beer or wine

makeup or not

[NaughtyGoddess]

My favorite movie would be "the sweetest thing" but it has the unrated version.  If you haven't  seen it - you really should. 

Sunshine - definitely - hate driving in Snow.

Beer most of the time - but I do like wine coolers, and am redneck enough to enjoy some of the boxed wines...

Makeup - not all the time - my skin tends to be sensitive to it.  I wear it mostly for my parties - and if I think it will get me free drinks, dinner, or laid... lol

(hey - it's been awhile)

[dndmomof4]

where do you see yourself in 10 years

I see by your siggy you do pure romance parties - give us one of your most embarrassing moments related to your work

[NaughtyGoddess]

In 10 years I figure I will be in HELL - my youngest is 2 now... so the teenage years will be starting - and she's already a total drama queen - heaven help me ... pray lots for me....

but luckily - i'll be 52 - maybe i'll have an old lady cane i just smack her ass with... (j/k - would never bet a kid with a stick - bribery works much better on teenagers)

i don't get too embarrassed at my parties - guess thats why im good at them - no shame... lol although it can be awkward at my dayjob occasionally when you sell a good toy -or anal products to someone you have to pass in the hall alot.... but i figure im making the workplace nicer by relaxing folks.... they arent so uptight after a night with a good toy... lol

 i did have a funny incident on the way to a party once....

I used to have a huge inflatable penis (6 ft tall - about 2 ft around at the bottom) that I take to parties for giggles. He wouldn't fit in my car fully inflated.   When I first started out - it was on a shoestring, so I couldnt afford a portable air pump, so I would partially inflate him by mouth at home - squish him into the backseat - and then finish inflating him at the party (lots of giggles from THAT one) 

I was on the way to a party when I got a flat tire.  Had to go to walmart to get repaired... first thing, I had to take ALL of my boxes of toys and lotions out of the car trunk so that could get to spare (sitting on teh side of road of course) then when I went to walmart - had to do it again so that spare could be put back in..  lucky most of the stuff was in totes - but it still looked funny.  so then when i came back to get my keys and car (decided to have lunch while waiting - of COURSE it was Walmart on a Saturday afternoon)  the little guy who gave me my keys was blushing like crazy.  He asked me "why i had a inflated giant penis in my car"  I told him - just to make lil boys like you ask questions!    Of course, I told him I was teasing - it was cool cause he had his girlfriend book a party - plus 3 gals who were customers did - but that poor lil boy's face - im sure the whole crew had a blast with it.

 

[brightlady]

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